Chapter 7, Security Guard and Cleaner

Hehe. Perhaps my words and the expression of the old fox made Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin find it very amusing, so the two of them actually laughed out loud.

So I bark wildly, "Shoot me, shoot me, I don't want to undergo any electromagnetic brain shock. If you want to do it, then you do it. If you think it's still not enough, then let your wife do it, let your distant relatives do it, let your whole family do it."

As the old fox continued to ramble on, I flipped through the contract once more

Monthly salary of 1,800, eight-hour work system, responsible for security and the cleaning of miscellaneous items not belonging to the space

Perhaps he did not expect that I had so many questions. The old fox was momentarily taken aback before regaining his composure. He glanced at Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin, and then said to me, "Your direct superiors are Instructor Ye and Instructor Zhao. If there is anything else you do not understand, you can slowly ask them."

I am at a loss; I currently have only 300 yuan in my pocket and no job. If what the old fox said is true, this contract is indeed quite good.

You will know once you see it. The old fox seems to be sad and disappointed, and no longer speaks much to me

I interrupted the old fox's words. This time, I did not hesitate; in a swift motion, I completed the contract and handed it over to the old fox.

Electromagnetic oscillation of the brain? Does it hurt?

Oh, then I will take you there. However, the outside is a formal film company, and we are also affiliated with hetushu.com. From now on, please remember not to reveal your identity or disclose any information about our Special Affairs Division. Ye Jing smiled apologetically and then led me outside

What does it matter? Signing means death, not signing also means death. It would be better to die now. Come on, shoot me. Long live the new China!

"It may be difficult, but it must be done. After all, who brought me here in the middle of the night"

What is this? The golden national emblem and the large seal on the contract dazzled my eyes.

Along the way, I saw many handsome men and beautiful women, among whom there was one beauty who resembled the class flower from the neighboring class in my high school.

Seeing my appearance, the old fox probably knows that there is no point in saying anything further

Is there a compromise? Is this special matter the Commercial Building of the Third Bureau? Is there a discount included?

I nodded with great certainty

First, put him down

Alright, let us find a compromise

"Then shoot me, shoot me!" I forgot that I was pretending to be deaf and barked wildly at the old fox.

Money can make the devil push the mill, but having money also requires the life to spend it. I currently have at least three hundred yuan, at least I have friends like Fatty, and at least I have hands and feet to go out and find a job. Why should I seek death?

I need to go to the restroom. Honestly, what kind of thinking is that? Is it possible that someone who has spent a night with a librarian wouldn't need to use the restroom?

The sign that Ye Jing hangs should also be quite sturdy. As people walk by, they all call out to Manager Ye, while none of them recognize me!

"Men's restroom?" Ye Jing glanced at me and said, "Your job does not require you to clean the men's restroom."

You truly underestimate me, Jiang Yan. Do you think this will scare me? Regardless of the good or bad, I have spent three months in the underworld and have collected protection fees out there.

You ...

It is estimated that the old fox's kidney function is still acceptable. Ye Jing led me through several twists and turns before I finally saw the men's restroom

"Alright, from now on, you are officially a staff member of the Special Affairs Section Three." The old fox casually tossed my contract into the drawer and then instructed me, "Although we at Special Affairs Section Three do not restrict the personal freedom of our staff, we are, after all, a unit of national high-level confidentiality. Therefore, even though you are only working as a security guard and cleaner, you must not disclose any information regarding our Special Affairs Section Three to anyone. Otherwise, you will face military legal consequences. Now, is there anything you do not understand?"

"It is impossible to not become a member of our Special Affairs Bureau No. 3 and also not undergo electromagnetic brain stimulation to leave here, so there is only one way now." The old fox sighed and tossed over a contract, "Sign this."

Since you are unwilling to serve as a special agent in the Third Special Affairs Office, we cannot force you. However, the old fox did not intend to give up and continued, "According to our regulations, we indeed cannot allow someone who knows the secrets of the Third Special Affairs Office to leave just like that"

I quickly finished reviewing this contract

"Do you really want to be executed?" The old fox looked at me in disbelief

Whenever I think of the class beauty from the neighboring class, and then reflect on my current identity, my mood tends to dip a little. As a result, I took a bit longer in the restroom. However, when I finished, Ye Jing was still standing outside the men's restroom waiting for me

What is meant by the cleaning work of clutter that does not belong to the space? Isn't it just cleaning? Even a security guard and a cleaner cannot explain it clearly, indeed English is not as profound as our Chinese

Forgetting certain things, forgetting certain people? I paused for a moment; for me, every experience I have gone through and every person in my memory are the most precious things in my life. I can forget who I lent money to, I can sleep with the female instructor, but I cannot lose my memory

Indeed, not a single point of my prediction was incorrect. After hearing me say this, the old fox was momentarily taken aback, then signaled two muscular men to let me down.

The old fox glared fiercely at Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin, then looked at me and said, "To be honest, we will not execute you, but we will follow the conventional practices and *manuals* used internationally to give you a brain electromagnetic shock, allowing you to forget what has happened over the past two days"

Of course, when is the salary disbursed? What is the specific job? Who is the direct supervisor?

"Alright." Being led by two beautiful women is certainly better than facing that old fox directly, so I nodded decisively and turned to Ye Jing, asking, "Where is the men's restroom?"

Seeing my confusion, the old fox explained, "As long as you become a member of our Special Affairs Section 3, you won't need to undergo brain electromagnetic shock therapy. However, since you are unwilling to sign up as an agent, I thought about it and realized that apart from agents, this is the only position we have available in Special Affairs Section 3. I find your resume quite impressive..."

Security Guard and Janitor? The old fox actually gave me a contract for a position as both a security guard and a janitor

The old fox is indeed an old fox, as he knows that I blocked my ears with my fingers yet can still hear him speaking! However, I am just pretending not to hear!

It will not be painful, but there may be some aftereffects, such as the possibility that you might forget certain things or certain people

Darn, as soon as I opened it, the contract was all in English! But can this really stump me, Jiang Yan? Who am I, Jiang Yan? Since middle school all the way to my university graduation, I have been the best English student in my class and grade. A contract in English, am I really unable to understand it?

Moreover, it seems that I have no other choice at the moment. If I refuse to sign, perhaps the old fox and the * picture * book raccoon will really have someone send me to undergo that brain electromagnetic shock treatment!

"You are neither willing to sign the contract nor to undergo the electromagnetic brain stimulation; under these circumstances, it will be quite difficult for us to proceed." The old fox appeared to be in a difficult position.

"Are you really not going to consider it? If you are willing to sign this contract, I can also apply to the National Security Bureau to provide you with an additional allowance every month," the old fox said to me sincerely.

When I went out, I saw the sign for the general manager's office hanging on the old fox's office, MB, quite well disguised!

Although the salary is somewhat low, such a job is not something that can be easily found at the moment

"You might as well stop wasting your effort; I will not sign anything you say." I knew that if threats failed, they would resort to bribery, so as soon as I was let down, I shouted.

"Consider it nonsense." I directly plugged my two ear holes with my fingers

I refuse to believe that after going to such great lengths to capture me, the intention is simply to execute me. By the way, regarding that so-called 93% compatibility, judging by their demeanor, I am certain that I am crucial to them

Bring the pen

If I can watch, then I can even watch the girl from the neighboring village take a bath with the fat guy, so why would I be afraid to look at a contract

After waving away the two muscular men, the old fox let out a regretful sigh, "What a pity, you are the most suitable talent for becoming a KJ agent since the establishment of our Special Affairs Division 3."